1. The Farmer in the Dell:

Synopsis: To hell with the sheep: oddly endowed provincial finds satisfaction in USB port.

2. Sittin’ on the Bach of the Day:

Synopsis: Classical musician develops scatological obsession with females named Doris.

3. The Wizard of Coz

Synopsis: Jovial cigar-smoking man with funky sweaters hides behind a green curtain waiting for little girls.

4. Batman:

Synopsis: Is that a Louisville Slugger in his pants or is he just happy to see you?

5. Gumby and Pokey on Fire Island:

Synopsis: They’re both super bendable and ready for fun!