1. The Farmer in the Dell:
Synopsis: To hell with the sheep: oddly endowed provincial finds satisfaction in USB port.
2. Sittin’ on the Bach of the Day:
Synopsis: Classical musician develops scatological obsession with females named Doris.
3. The Wizard of Coz
Synopsis: Jovial cigar-smoking man with funky sweaters hides behind a green curtain waiting for little girls.
4. Batman:
Synopsis: Is that a Louisville Slugger in his pants or is he just happy to see you?
5. Gumby and Pokey on Fire Island:
Synopsis: They’re both super bendable and ready for fun!
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